

-40.
Last week flattires and I had the opportunity to attend
theNESEA Building Energy Expo in Boston. After
struggling to make the bus and train schedules work
given our geographic location and complicated schedules,
we gave up and took Flattires Fat Ride. This
amazing machine in incredibly fast and comfortable..
beats the hell out of a RIPTA bus...
and soon to be Veggie Powered!
Anyhow, the show has changed a bit over the years, from
a hippy-dippy/grassroots showcase to a blend of the same
hippys but with some major brands showing up to hawk
their wares. This year there was a much larger contingent
of evacuated tube solar thermal collectors and ground
source heat pumps.
I was interested in solar thermal panels for both solar
domestic hot water (dhw) or for heat addition to the
Garn wood boiler heat storage tank. I quickly realized
that a dollar is better spent on efficiency first, then
wood fired equipment, then solar thermal, then PV or wind last.
While we were wandering around the show we came across a
couple different'interesting' technologies to be sure.
One in particular was the composting toilet displays.
For those unfamiliar, these are giant dumpster-like
devices that sit in your basement to receive your.. um...
wastes and end up turning them into compost... for your
garden. Now, I'm all for help saving the
enviroment and all, but I don't see how recycling my sh*t
will do that.
So, we asked the young intern standing gleefully
next to the display.
Here's my interpretation of the conversation:
FlatTires: "Hi!, So.... um... what is this
thing?"
B-Girl: "Its a composting toilet.
You make your....um... deposits up there, and
after 2 years you take out fresh 'compost' out
there. It helps remove valuable nitrogen from
the waste stream and puts them back into the
local ecosystem."
40oz: "Err... does the building code even
allow these things?"
B-Girl: "Yes! Mass building code allows them,
here's the excerpt"
(Hands 40oz a laminated brochure)
FlatTires: "So, you can just run a standard
4" pvc pipe to this thing?"
(pointing to the dumpster sized plastic tank)
B-Girl: "Nope you need to place the commode
directly over the receptacle, wiht a 12" pipe
connecting them"
FlatTires: " Hrmmmm.. Interesting. So, heres the
real question: Do you have one of these in your house?"
B-Girl: "Well, actually I don't, I use a bucket!!!"
(40oz and FlatTires exchange amused and bewildered expressions)
40oz: "So.. you live on a boat or something?"
B-Girl: "Nope, I do alot of, um, travelling in my
egetable oil powered pickup truck, and take a
bucket with me. I go about a week with it, then empty
it in a friends composting toilet when my travelling
schedule allows."
FlatTires: (Speechless)
40oz: (Speechless)
At this point, the wheels are spinning in my head...
let's see, in the lucrative market of composting
toilets the interns live in the truck, and use a bucket for
a sh*tter.
After that Flat Tires asked a couple more questions,
but I had a hard time keeping a straight face let
alone pay attention. Don't know how FlatTires managed it.
Note to self: Never play poker with FlatTires.
Obviously BucketGirl was very passionate about living
minimally. I have tons of respect for anyone that dedicated
to just about any 'cause', no matter how little
I understood it. Yeah...even I would probably draw the
line at a composting toilet. Maybe the civil engineers in
the crowd will comment and explain why my septic system
doesn't put nitogen back into my soil???
Anyhow.. even if i ever did get that nutty
about soil conservation, I'll just take a sh*t
on the compost pile!
It was a pretty fantastic Lyndie, though, and that contributed to my enjoyment...
After laughing and letting him in on the reason for my amusement, I took another picture- this time with proper, safe, lifejacket buckling:
The next few passes were great- we made our way down to the pond with Maggie running and splashing along the whole way. Then back up stream against the current where we took out and finished the stock of adult beverages we carted down for the trip.
The carnage
40 was unhappy with the fit of his gloves, and it took our combined power to free his hands. Once released he seemed quite pleased with the fact that his gloves had formed his favorite pose on their own:
We made a final pass before heading inside to warm up by the stove.
I am already looking forward to heading out again tomorrow as it is pouring out again. Seems like the peak always happens overnight, but I am guessing that if the rain keeps up it will still be a bunch of fun in the am.
Anyone up for it? Give me a shout if so...