Jack@sses at Carr Pond

Yesterday FlatTires, Ingrid the dog, and I went up to Big river to ride around and head to Carr Pond. On the way back home we found this in the woods:
We all let out a solid "WTF!", including ingrid, those hers sounded a bit like "Woof growl grumble WOOOOF?!?"

Four morons tried *driving* down the doubletrack from the parking lot because "Someone told us we could drive all the way to Carr Pond". Uh, No.

The car was filled with these fat f*cks:
and had like 6 inches of clearance... maybe. All the way out we could see metal scrapes on the rocks, and blue paint on trees. Wow.. they must have been really, really, st*ned.

Of course we had to stick around to witness these j@ckholes driving this POS out of the woods. At the parking lot they got it wedged between a giant rock and a tree. Here they are just pushing it through. I got video of this too, but can't figure out how to upload it. You've gotta see it just to hear the *crunch* of sheetmetal against rock. That is... if you can hear it over my uncontrolled laughter.

More later...

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